FUNNY STORIES:

A Drunk guy walks into a music store - says "Can you print me music?"  I said "Yes! We can print sheet music for any instrument." He says:  "Can you print Rap?" Ummmm....

Sometimes we have Vampires:  (Note - this was Mid July)

ADVICE FROM A MUSIC STORE OWNER:

NEVER, EVER wear a flowy shirt to a District Wide Band & Orchestra Tryout day when it's windy -